Link to this story plus the entire 911 call: http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20100306/ARTICLE/3061028/-1/NEWSSITEMAP?p=1&tc=pg&tc=ar

This story takes place in florida... I think.... It doesn't matter where it took place and most likely you wouldn't remember or care if i told you. What you will remember is the worst animal attack in history!

A 96yr old man was attacked by a rabid otter! Yes an Otter with Rabies and razor sharp Chuckee Cheese lookin teeth. Can you imagine the noises coming from that animal or the look in it's eyes! The whole picture is messed up. A cute animal like the otter should not be scary. It's only comparable to a scary looking clown like the one in the movie "IT."

To make it worse the poor man was 96yrs old where the only thing on your mind is where am I and when am I going to die. Personally I would've been asking God why couldn't you just take me yesterday!

Ok... moving on to the details. The 5th oldest man in the world was on his morning stroll when a rabid Otter rose from hell and pursued him. Satan's Otter wrestled the man to the ground and quickly made confetti out of his finger tips.

Luckily, a half bass hero found the man and otter. Why is this man a half bass hero you ask? Well he did one right thing. He called 911.... and kinda left his Samaritan status there. The guy talks to the 911 operator for like 6 mins. I'm not sure how long it takes to kill a possessed otter but 6 mins seems like a long time. I wasn't there so who knows how it went down. Just sayin 6mins? Give me 6 minutes and I would've field goaled that Otter 40 times. It's Good!!!!!

The old man had 9 stitches in his head and his hands were so torn up he'll have to see a plastic surgeon because there wasn't enough skin to stitch his hands back together. The fact that the man was 96, rescued by Paris Hilton, and attacked by an Otter of all creatures makes this the worst animal attack in history!